I can’t get over how brilliant these clothes are. Ridiculous, but brilliant.
5. Couch with mismatched cushions.
Let’s all look forward to seeing Justin Bieber in a pair of these bizarre dropped-crotch pants. If you squint a little, it looks like there’s a frog splayed across this model’s groin.
6. Not a couch but let’s just briefly consider the irony of a designer “favela chic” T-shirt.
9. Polar expedition army reservist couch.
With sequins, because that’s a good representation of the way glaciers sparkle in sunlight. Or, you know, because sequins.
10. Alternate polar expedition army reservist couch.
(You know, in case someone else is wearing the first set of home furnishings.)
12. Don’t even worry about this because Kanye West has pre-ordered it already.
ESPECIALLY THE MANDALS.