1.
Retrieving any non-phone/wallet/keys item from under the couch.
3.
Wiping liquid off the floor.
4.
Replying to an email with anything more than one sentence.
5.
Preparing any food that involves turning on the stove.
6.
Or even calling somewhere to get food delivered.
7.
Washing the appropriate dishes when you need them.
8.
Going to (or even calling) a dentist when your tooth hurts.
9.
Walking the two extra blocks to your bank instead of paying a grey box $3.
10.
Disposing of shower hair clumps.
11.
Getting up to go to the bathroom once you're in bed.
13.
Going grocery shopping at an actual grocery store.
14.
Looking at, or even opening, your bank statements.
15.
Taking your air conditioner out of the window, ever.
17.
Or even doing laundry at all, when you can just buy a new pack of underwear.
18.
Going beyond the first page of Google results to learn something.
19.
Unsubscribing from the avalanche of email newsletters you get instead of deleting them every time.
21.
Maintaining conversation beyond "hello."
22.
Reading news beyond the headline.
23.
Fully spelling words.
24.
Answering any phone call, ever.
