Buzz·Posted on 24 Mar 201527 Comedians On Twitter Who Are Funnier Than YouCan you judge a stand up comedian by their tweets?by Alex LeeBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail The Melbourne International Comedy Festival kicks off this week – here are 27 Australian (or honorary Australian) comedians definitely worth a follow. 1. Karl Chandler Karl Chandler @KarlChandler Tattoos are great for preserving memories, otherwise I would have totally forgotten about that anchor. 05:10 AM - 09 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Tommy Dassalo Tommy Dassalo @dassalo The news that the Big Day Out will not be happening in 2015 has sent the Australian Flag Cape industry into a tailspin. 01:02 AM - 26 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Becky Lucas Becky Lucas @Becky_Lucas89 Can't wait to die so I don't have to create any more usernames and passwords. 11:35 AM - 06 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Tommy Little Tommy Little @Tommy_little My tolerance for arseholes is pretty low unless they have a pool. If you're an arsehole with a pool I would still like to be friends please. 07:12 AM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Laura Davis Laura Davis @lauradaviscomic #Women who say that they're against #feminism because they LIKE to cook can f*** off & go bake the rest of us rape whistles out of marzipan. 08:04 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dave Callan Dave Callan @davecallantwit Whenever someone does a racist rant explosion on public transport they should have to swap their place in society with an asylum seeker 08:28 AM - 25 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jennifer Wong Jennifer Wong @wojennifer Do you have to pay your HECS debt if you're not clinically dead, but you're dead inside? Asking for a loan. 06:46 AM - 29 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Hannah Gadsby Hannah Gadsby @Hannahgadsby wombats let all animals use their burrows during bush fires. see... not all Australians are racist at tough times. 10:55 PM - 07 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Gen Fricker Gen Fricker @genfricker Just saw 50 Shades of Grey and my pussy is drier than Oscar Wilde 11:50 AM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Tim Ferguson Tim Ferguson @RealTimFerguson BREAKING: PM Promises Good Government Starts Monday, Tuesday At The Latest, Lock It In Wednesday or COB Thursday. Or Friday. Week. #auspol 10:24 PM - 21 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Michael Hing michael hing @hingers Don't date anyone who hasn't watched the first 5 seasons of The Simpsons. They have important work to do and you'll just be a distraction. 05:26 AM - 04 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Fiona O'Loughlin Fiona O'Loughlin @FionaOLoughlin_ Clooney's getting married, Pam Anderson's divorcing, Lara Bingles not pregnant & I just pray the Syrian Refugees aren't missing any of this 07:35 AM - 19 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Em Rusciano Em Rusciano @EmRusciano Taking selfies in front of a hostage situation? It may be time to re-evaluate your life choices and to punch yourself in the throat. 06:13 AM - 15 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Alasdair Tremblay-Burchall Alasdair TB @alasdairtb The real posh spice is saffron. 09:35 AM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Matt Okine Matt Okine @mattokine Hey cadbury, if moro bars are such a 'favourite', how come nobody sells normal sized one? 05:50 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Anne Edmonds Anne Edmonds @anneedmonds1 Mum with the sushi platter for kids at brunswick pool, let them have a packet of burger rings & 2 Cornettos. Let em live! Let em spew! 02:48 AM - 08 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Shane Matheson Shane Matheson! @ShaneMatheson I can't think of a daylight savings joke. Give me an hour. 10:04 AM - 05 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ronny Chieng Ronny Chieng @ronnychieng People upset that there's no hoverboard in 2015 - were you also upset that there was no time machine DeLorean in 1985? #BackToTheFuture 12:52 AM - 04 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Tom Ballard Tom Ballard @TomCBallard I can't believe someone vandalised Captain Cook's cottage, I hate it when people go onto other people's property and mess it up 12:21 AM - 24 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jazz Twemlow Jazz Twemlow @JazzTwemlow Scientists show link between vaccination and children living long enough to become anti-vaxxers in adulthood. #vaccination 01:54 AM - 07 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Daniel Townes Daniel Townes @danieltownes If you think labradoodle sounds ridiculous, the alternative is poodor. 07:58 AM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Demi Lardner a butt or something @DemiLardner LIFEHACK: just fucking steal stuff I don't know who cares we're all goddamn animals 04:42 AM - 13 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Xavier Michelides Xavier Michelides @XavMichelides You can lead a horse to water... and tickle his balls, it's all part of our 'no questions asked' holiday package. 03:30 AM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Nellie White Nellie White @nellskies so unfair that my male housemates get to wander around shirtless and I have to wear these damn nip tassles 06:16 AM - 03 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Lee Naimo Lee Naimo @LeeNaimo Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Put a headache on the Atkins Diet. Make a sore toe a cup of tea. Invite an eye infection over for Sunday Roast. 07:27 AM - 07 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Zoe Coombs Marr DAAAAAVE @zoecoombsmarr Pope deems gay marriage "unnatural", whilst sitting celibate on a throne in a bonnet celebrating magic virgin birth. 12:13 AM - 16 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Michael Workman michael workman @workmancomedy If there were a competition for most jealous person, would the runner up automatically win? 05:17 AM - 09 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite