We Played "Would You Rather" With "Gotham's" Victor Zsasz

Anthony Carrigan might actually be a criminal mastermind.

1. Would you rather lose an eye or lose both hands?

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2. Would you rather have permanent clown makeup or permanent clown clothes?

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3. Would you rather only be able to tell the truth or only be able to lie?

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"Anthony, that's a cop-out."

"It is! It's a total cop-out."

4. Would you rather be stuck in Los Angeles gridlock for an hour or be stuck on the New York subway for an hour?

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5. Would you rather have a finger for a tongue or tongues for fingers?

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"You realize I can never erase that from my memory now, right?"

6. Would you rather be able to turn into mist at will or lead a crew of sexy assassins?

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Carrigan plays both Kyle Nimbus "The Mist" on The Flash and Victor Zsasz, leader of a crew of very sexy assassins (colloquially called the Zsaszettes) on Gotham.

7. Who would make a better Zsaszette? Barbara or Leslie Thompson?

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OK, this one was our fault for not being specific but COME ON.

8. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with Ed Nygma for five hours or spill a drink on Penguin?

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9. Would you rather find true love or win the lottery?

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This was the fastest answer he gave us.

10. Would you rather only eat tacos or pizza for the rest of your life?

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11. Would you rather get dumped via text message or in front of all of your friends?

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12. Are you more of a real-life superhero or a real-life supervillain?

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Followed by actual maniacal laughter.

You're too sneaky for us, Mr. Zsasz!

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