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    19 Telltale Signs You're Still Obsessed With "Eragon"

    Our love burns with the heat of a thousand brisingar.

    1. You can still carry on an elementary-level conversation in the Ancient Language.

    2. You still hold Murtagh and Nasuada as your OTP.

    i swear that one happy day i'll read in Book V, a scene where Murtagh and Nasuada kiss and my reaction will be: http://t.co/6CbcwG14Ak

    3. You don't think about the movie, you don't talk about the movie — in fact, what movie are we even talking about?

    4. But you constantly fancast the "remake" in your head.

    5. For instance: Lupita Nyong'o for Nasuada.

    6. And wouldn't Robin Lord-Taylor make a kickass Durza?

    7. Just think about it: Lucy. Lui. Islanzadí.

    8. You have considered getting, or actually have, a gedwëy ignasia tattoo.

    9. You still get caught in a mind-trap thinking about how it's impossible to lie in the Ancient Language.

    10. You spend an extra second or two looking at reeeaaaally shiny rocks just in case it's a dragon egg. Just in case.

    11. You don't feel so bad about your crushes not working out because you can't have it worse than Eragon and Arya.

    12. You look at other dragons in pop culture and wonder how they're getting on without a Rider.

    13. You hold the unpopular opinion that the Ra'zac are scarier than dementors.

    14. You've gotten into a staring contest with a cat who you're SURE wasn't just a cat.

    15. Whenever anyone talks about "throwing shade" you wonder which idiot magician got possessed by spirits this time.

    16. You count the day you found out that the trilogy was expanding into a quartet as one of the greatest of your entire life.

    17. You can't see the hype around a certain strong, hammer-wielding hero without knowing who the real Stronghammer is.

    18. And you have a special appreciation for people when you find out that they also love the Inheritance Cycle.

    19. That is, until you inevitably disagree on your pronunciation of Dras-Leona.