25 Shamefully Sexist Images, According To Thinkstock

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

    1. When you search the word "sexism" on Thinkstock, you get a lot of...interesting results.

    2. Like this left-handed, coffee-drinking man who has an extra pair of glasses on the table, just in case the glasses on his face stop working.

    3. Or this well-dressed gentleman, whose success insulates him from whatever the two women behind him are laughing about.

    4. Nothing yells "sexism" like a woman in bomb-ass wedges climbing a ladder with a briefcase. (The ladder is society.)

    5. Similarly, this photo does a great job explaining the "Handful Of Goddamn Carrots" theory of feminism.

    6. Thinkstock is also convinced that this photograph of a steampunk/spy angel couple threatening to shoot each other in the chin while gazing longingly into each other's eyes is sexist.

    7. Ah, women. The skinny, yellow peppers of the business world.

    8. "Thrilled to be here," says the woman who has clearly been lowered into an actual garbage can. "Best day of my life."

    9. "Look how small their feet are! Look at their dumb, dumb, red, sexy feet,"— a man, probably.

    10. This picture would seem more sexist if it weren't written in lipstick on a paper towel, which is the primary method of communication between all women always.

    11. Is that apple CRYING?

    12. It's hard out here for a leaf.

    13. The invisible woman is having a rough day at the office, also she lost a shoe on the way to work/might be a ghost.

    14. "My magic creepy flying yellow anaconda DON'T."

    15. Rollers, rolling pin...I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

    16. There go those bitch apples again.

    17. This picture of a bunch of empty plastic water bottles is on the second page of results when you search for sexism. The second. page.

    18. "Jesus, Carol, try to keep up with the boys over here, will ya?"

    19. You can't stand under my umbrella. Because you're a woman.

    20. I mean, really. Is your wife leaving you? Sexism.

    21. Nine — count 'em — NINE post-it notes? Sexism!

    22. Industrial accident at the Lucky Charms factory? Sexism.

    23. You can almost hear the big blue beetle mansplaining aphids or something to the dainty, red ladybug.

    24. Finally at the end of the results page we get to what some would call the real sexism: lesbians.

    25. Why, Thinkstock? Why?!