1.
"I've already deleted it."
2.
"You look perfect in that, honestly, now come on, let's go."
3.
"You look absolutely incredible."
5.
"Yeah I agree, they looked so much better when you were together."
6.
"I heard they're completely miserable; it sounds like you're handling the breakup much better."
7.
"Can I borrow your top?"
8.
"You made out with [insert Person They Really, Really Would Never Want to Make Out With here]."
9.
"Yeah, I hate them too."
10.
"Drunk calories don't count."
11.
"I'll be there in, like, 10 minutes."
12.
"I'm not going to tell you."
13.
"No, I haven't watched any more episodes."
14.
"I'm not that drunk."
15.
"It's fine – I wanted to go home anyway."
16.
"No, I didn't text them."
17.
"I'm never having sex ever again."
18.
"OMG you were SO loud."
19.
"Everything is going to be OK."