1. Proudly wearing your Livestrong bracelet at all times.
2. Recording your favourite songs to use as ringtones for your phone.
3. Posing for your profile picture like this.
4. Writing ~random~ phrases all over your Converse.
5. Wet-look hair gel, complete with bleached tips.
6. Chunky highlights that made you look like a zebra.
7. The hot pink Motorola Razr, aka the coolest thing in school.
8. Zipping around on Heelys.
9. Wearing a school tie with your regular clothes.
10. Wearing a school tie with your regular clothes AS A BELT.
11. Layered popped collars.
12. Songs that sounded like an episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
13. The iPod Nano.
14. Going to school wearing a headband with your name in glitter.
15. Crazy Frog.
16. Decking yourself out head-to-toe in Abercrombie and Hollister.
There's no need to pay £100 for someone to rip your jeans for you.