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    25 Reasons Britain Is Screwed Beyond Repair

    It was fun while it lasted. (H/T /r/BritishProblems).

    1. Because some people still don't know what a pie is.

    2. Because you work with dickheads.

    3. Because this is considered an acceptable lunch.

    4. Because even the machines are too sarcastic.

    5. And they're also fucking liars.

    6. Because the trains are so shit they make you feel guilty for not exercising.

    7. Because you can get woken up by a baby that isn't yours, who you will never meet, and who hasn't even been born yet.

    8. Because of the sheer cheek of this.

    9. Because the one day you remember to put the bins out, this happens.

    10. Because going to the supermarket is like taking a brief visit to hell.

    11. Because you can't even have a bloody wank any more.

    12. Because we have to watch TV like it's actually TV.

    13. Seriously, TV is just an absolute nightmare.

    14. Because we embraced Halloween and look where it got us.

    15. Because of this massive oversight.

    16. Because bus drivers think they're fucking comedians.

    17. Because if we can't even look after a giant fluffy yellow bear then what can we do?

    18. Because we aren't even allowed plates any more.

    19. Because they still haven't brought Robot Wars back.

    20. Because this is true.

    21. Because not even Christmas is safe.

    22. Because we're not even capable of being honest with each other.

    23. Because our voting system is all over the place.

    24. Because everyone here is dull as shit.

    25. And because, somehow, this still remains to be a fucking thing.