Buzz·Posted on 15 Apr 201521 Things That Could Only Happen In WaitroseRosemary and sea salt focaccia? It's essential, darling.by Alex FinnisBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Welcome to Waitrose – one of Britain's greatest tourist attractions. 2. It's a place where the English language won't always cut it. Will Roberts @will_roberts_96 You know you're in Waitrose when the breaded haddock ticket is in Latin 04:49 PM - 29 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. But it will always give you the warmest of welcomes. chrissy aram @chrissyaram Only in Waitrose darling will you find a brass band playing! 02:18 PM - 21 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. At Waitrose, comfort is king. Cat Ball @CBall1901 Only in Waitrose would you find cashmere toilet roll...! 04:12 PM - 13 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. And everyone is given a choice. Nick @Nickiquote Only in Waitrose do you get to decide whether victims of child sexual exploitation are more worthy of funding than beekeepers. 07:03 PM - 31 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The average customer is mature beyond their years. Ellena Gowlett @ellenagowlett Only in waitrose hahaha 01:14 PM - 25 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. They've got their lives in order. Faye Cruddace @fayecruddace You know you're in Waitrose when you hear a child say 'daddy, I'll meet you by the legumes'. 02:03 PM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. And they're suckers for a bargain. Tom Williets @twilliets You know you're in Waitrose when this is considered a bargain... 10:10 PM - 20 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Waitrose understands the important things in life. Liz Marlow @LizzyAkers Only in Waitrose would rosemary and sea salt focaccia be an essential.... 08:30 PM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite MeganKohnhorst @MeganKohnhorst Only in waitrose would Camembert be an essential #upperclasslife :p 05:20 PM - 29 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. And forces you to ask the difficult questions. OverheardInWaitrose @WaitroseChat "Do you think they'll do Heston's new meals in a dine in offer or not Rupert?" 10:05 AM - 09 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. It's a place where the exceptional comes as standard. View this photo on Instagram 12. Where we've come to expect the finer things in life. Hilary Robertson @Hilsax You know you're in Waitrose when you overhear a child say: "Mummy, please can we have some Guacamole?" 02:05 PM - 08 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Though sometimes it leaves us a little spoilt. Zanna van Dijk @zannavandijk You know you're in Waitrose when you hear a child shouting at their mum because she refuses to by them anymore pâté. 05:49 PM - 08 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. As with many classy establishments, Waitrose is sadly no stranger to the odd act of vandalism. Brownie Points @brownie_points Only in Waitrose would you find a grammatically incorrect sign amended by a passing customer .... 03:01 PM - 14 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. In fact, it can be an outright death trap. OverheardInWaitrose @WaitroseGossip Health And Safety Gone Mad! #overheardinwaitrose #Middleclassproblems #firstworldproblems 01:43 AM - 06 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. But that's just what happens when you open your doors to all comers. Rosie @rosiethompson4 Only in waitrose 12:46 PM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Whether you've come for the regular produce. Tommo @Tommo12 A woman quietly asked me if we sold anything as 'common' as ketchup. #waitroseproblems 05:25 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Something a little fancier. Joe @Matey30 Only in Waitrose would you find these! Lol #MiddleClass 07:26 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Or the highbrow literature. 20. You won't just leave with a trolleyful of essential joy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You'll leave with an education.