1. Hair gel. Way too much hair gel.
2. Thinking the key to getting girls was spraying yourself with disgusting amounts of Lynx Africa.
3. Destroying your school shoes by playing football on the field at lunch.
4. Spending a lot of time like this.
5. And this cause of literally hundreds of arguments.
6. Trying to stick as much loo roll as possible to the ceiling of the school toilets.
7. Fucking birthday beats.
8. Snorting lines of sherbet and thinking you were a total badass.
9. Spending a lot of time cutting off people’s heads with the katana sword on GTA Vice City.
10. Or hanging out with Olly the Magic Bum on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.
And trying to collect all those goddamn C-O-M-B-O letters.
11. But best of all, being able to slide tackle the goalie on FIFA.
12. Only having one real life goal: completing your Premier League sticker album.
13. Dressing head to toe in surf brands like Quiksilver, Saltrock and Animal.
Bonus points for one of those canvas belts or a chain hanging from your jeans.