1.
When your arch rival is just so hot right now.
2.
When your best friends die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
3.
When those friends were like brothers to you. Not actual brothers, but brothers like black people use it, which is more meaningful you think.
4.
When someone says you're not a very good eugoogooliser.
5.
When you meet a bulimic person and you're scared they can read your mind.
6.
When the building needs to be at least three times bigger than this.
7.
When you realise the files are *in* the computer.
8.
When you can Dere-lick your own balls, thank you very much.
9.
When you think you're getting the Black Lung.
10.
When you haven't had sex in like, eight days.
11.
When you get up to accept an award that doesn't even belong to you in front of thousands of people.
12.
When someone calls you a mermaid, when actually you're clearly a mer-MAN.
13.
When you have an after-funeral party to attend.
14.
When the only way to settle an argument is with a walk-off.
15.
When you realise there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking and plan on finding out what that is.
