He forgot to wipe the coke from his nose. Amateur.

“Text Message Analyst” HA! You actually get paid for that? Also, Nathan in the Facebook comments is correct. There’s probably a bigger reason behind why you’re single that doesn’t include the reasoning behind your asinine generalization of “acceptable PDA on Facebook.” Barf. What do manners have to do with Facebook PDA? Get over yourself and block those people from your News Feed instead of trying to reach a bigger audience with your “advice.” Keep your opinions on your personal blog and the helpful tips on Buzz Feed.