27 All-Girls School Confessions

    *Pushes up sleeves, rolls up skirt, runs the world.

    1. OK, first off, we gotta tell you that we find a LOT of stereotypes about all-girls schools are wrong. And creepy.

    I mean, really. Leave your fantasies out of the reality.

    2. We don't stare at boys who visit because we're boy crazy. We stare because, like. WHY ARE THEY HERE? WHO ARE THEY VISITING AND WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL US ABOUT THIS. NEED DETAILS.

    3. We'll take being told we do something "like a girl" as the ultimate compliment.

    4. We didn't realize how much focus we spent on celebrating famous women in history until after graduating.

    5. Oh, we DEFINITELY keep track of which famous women went to all-girls schools.

    6. We don't mind being weird.

    7. We form an instant bond with other women who had to wear a white dress to graduation.

    8. Yes, we draw dicks, too.

    9. Also we definitely made (too?) many ball jokes.

    10. And while we're aware that teeny kids in uniforms look ADORABLE...

    11. ... We DON'T miss wearing a uniform.

    12. Although honestly, it's not like most of us were really ever in proper uniform anyway.

    13. Because, yeah, pretty much all of us rolled our skirts up shorter.

    14. And we still feel like we're rebelling every time we wear a skirt more than two inches above our knees.

    15. And we have certainly developed an interesting take on fashion in general.

    16. No two girls will agree on what "acting like a lady" means.

    17. Honestly, meeting guys wasn't THAT difficult, if that's what you're into. There were always dances!

    18. And we managed to break rules at dances, too.

    19. Girls like Ja'mie definitely do exist.

    20. Not caring about how you're wearing your hair to school? Yeah, it feels great.

    21. ... Because THIS was always our go-to hairstyle.

    22. Dressing as guys for school plays was always pretty fun.

    23. We tended to be reeeeaaaaaally open with one another.

    24. Our school traditions are too weird to even try to explain to you.

    25. Roughly 89.3% of all school activities involved cupcakes.

    26. The friendships make any and all crap we go through entirely worth it.

    27. Oh, as did learning all the secrets to running the world.