Buzz·Posted on Nov 18, 201420 Things All Lazy Goths Know To Be True#SlothGothby Alex AlvarezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Wearing dark lipstick requires dedication, effort, and eventually giving up and looking like a sad clown caught in the rain. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. You can never own too many pairs of black pants with elastic waistbands to wear while eating chips on the couch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. The fact that The Craft is available on Netflix means you are currently in a relationship with watching The Craft on Netflix. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You admire Pastel Goths for putting forth the effort to find something that matches with black other than "also black." 5. Half your texts are just the poop emoji plus five skull emojis. 6. You'll swear that chipped black nail polish is exactly the look you were going for. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You could take time to dye your hair black OR you can just post lots of images of raven-haired people to Pinterest. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Honestly, just looking at Dita Von Teese makes you tired. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Instead of changing out of your pajamas, you take a look at what people on Tumblr are wearing. 10. Halloween is your favorite day of the year! To flake on plans. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. "I'm a vampire, sorry" is a perfectly viable excuse for staying in bed until 4 p.m. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. The idea of a "Health Goth" is more frightening and absurd that most Lovecraftian horrors. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Honestly, 9 times out of 10, staying home and reading scary stories online IS actually more fun than hanging out with people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You are definitely hiding frightening, unspeakable things in your bedroom. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. If people ask about your hairstyle, you tell them it took hours to get this way (not). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Whenever you are forced into trying new activities, you quoth the raven. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. The idea of living out your days in a sepulcher is very appealing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You know you should wipe off your makeup before bed, but you also know you never will. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bonus kitten: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You know that love is the most exquisite pain, worth every ache... But it means having to actually interact with people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. ...Ditto most social interaction, really. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Ok, this is exhausting. Bye. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF