22 Awkward Stock Photos That Will Make You Fear Christmas

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 Objectified Women, 2 Men With Guns, and A Santa Passed Out By The Christmas Tree.

    1. This dude, who has a present for you out in his van.

    2. This woman, who's Skyping with your dad.

    3. This man, who needs a moment.

    4. This child, who drank the wrong eggnog.

    5. This man, who proves that marijuana wristbands are a gateway drug.

    6. This chap, who isn't too sure what's up with this whole hat thing.

    7. This couple, whom someone should probably check on.

    8. This charmer, who wants to stuff your stocking.

    9. This whatever this is, who seems to be in a good mood at least.

    10. This bloke, who is perhaps trying to recreate a look he found on Pinterest?

    11. This woman, who shouldn't have eaten that one cookie.

    12. ... Same goes for this woman.

    13. ... And also this one.

    14. This Santa Claus, who isn't kidding about his naughty list.

    15. This lass, who traveled back to 2001 to steal your brother's JNCOs.

    16. This guy, who needs to calm down.

    17. This hallway to your bedroom.

    18. This guy, who has made some questionable choices in his day.

    19. This toilet, who is having absolutely none of your shit.

    20. This Claus, who really just can't even right now.

    21. Also this Santa, who is probably making a terrible joke about his "North Pole."

    22. And, finally, this new friend.