You love Miami and dream about living here and partying with Will Smith all night on the beach ‘til the break of dawn. You own or would seriously consider buying a tank top that says “I’m in Miami, Bitch.”
If you were any more Miami, you’d be a corrupt politician. You were born and raised in Miami and likely still call it home. You know the REAL Miami isn’t a backdrop for a music video; it’s home sweet home.