1. He let you know you could be whatever you wanted to be in life.
2. He is not here for selfies.
3. He's basically as strong and tough as the dude on the IronBeer can.
4. He's constantly looking after your health.
5. He's pretty sure no one dances as well as he does.
6. If you have a pet, chances are he treats it like another baby.
7. And he always says EXACTLY what's on his mind...
Oye, dad, there are kids in here!
8. You know that the deadliest place in the world is between your dad and a lechón.
9. He's particular about his cafesito.
10. He made sure to teach you the essentials from an early age.
11. He takes dad jokes to the next level using Spanglish.
12. And he definitely finds this sign HILARIOUS.
13. He has definitely said this at some point.
14. You often have to ask him to repeat himself.
And when he complains to me, I can't understand him cause he talks so fast. HAHAHAHAHA #cubandads
Scientists have yet to find anything faster than a Cuban dad's angry warnings.*
*Except a Cuban mom's.
15. Half of his responses to your nonsense are tongue clicks.
It's the Cuban version of #smh.
16. He will certainly allow you to date when you're old enough. So, like. 78?
17. It doesn't matter what he does for a living, your dad's main occupation is trolling you.
18. His fashion is on point.
19. He's a master of cocotazos.
Fuácata!
20. He's here for chisme.
Even if it's usually chisme about people you don't ever remember meeting.
21. He's always there for you.
#cubandads RT @soalexgoes My dad made a BuzzFeed account without telling me.
In fact, he's just literally always there, period.