1.
When he did the impossible and made chewing look sexy.
2.
When he looked perfect just sort of hanging out, all casual-like.
3.
When he made bright red hair work.
4.
When he went platinum and it was a good decision for everyone.
5.
That time he was confused and you were like "I will guide you, Gerard."
6.
When he sang this and you wanted to reply, "Because you love me MORE today, right?"
7.
That time he wore this fuzzy hat.
8.
When he said what no one was thinking.
9.
When you weren't sure whether this even counted as a shirt, but that was OK.
10.
When there were a gazillion Gerards and that still wasn't enough.
11.
When you wanted to touch his hair. A whole lot.
12.
When he led the saddest, hottest marching band in all the world.
13.
When he was a happy skeleton.
14.
When you wanted to be that microphone.
15.
Also, that time you wanted to be a Jamba Juice straw.
16.
When he even looked good layin' out on the floor.
18.
When he declared himself a zombie and you were still into it.
21.
When he kissed you farewell.
