Here's Who Should Be In The Remake Of "The Craft"

Life's a witch.

As you may have heard, Sony might be doing a reboot of 1996's The Craft.

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Bringin' '90s witchy, gothy goodness to the mid-aughts.

While not everyone is into the idea, we figured this was as good a time as any to think about what a possible The Craft ~dream cast~ might look like!

Who would play Bonnie? It'd have to be someone able to fully capture her transformation in the movie.

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Whoever plays Bonnie must have the ability to play both a shy, withdrawn high schooler and a sexy, confident witch.

How about...

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Who would play Rochelle? You'd need someone who is just the right mix of sweet and tough.

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Rochelle, after all, is at her core a good person who has to deal with being bullied in a most unconventional way.

Maybe...

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As for Sarah, you'd need someone who embodies effortless, yet totally approachable, coolness.

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You should instantly want to stick by Sarah's character as she deals with the increasingly unhinged behavior of her new friends in Los Angeles.

A great choice would be...

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And, last but not least, there's NANCY! This person would need charisma, presence, and a set of unnervingly piercing eyes.

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This is a real tough one! You'd need to find an actor able to convincingly portray someone is both a total nightmare and also, deep down, a wounded soul just trying to get what's hers!

Maybe... Oh, whatever: IT'S FAIRUZA BALK.

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OUR CHOICE WOULD NEVER NOT BE FAIRUZA BALK.

FAI

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RUZA

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BALK!

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Aaaanyway. Just a thought!

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