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    17 Signs You Know You're A Takis Addict

    Happiness is bright red.

    1. You know, in your heart, that there is no snack quite like Takis.

    2. Because to you happiness has a color and that color is VAGUELY FLOROUSCENT RED.

    3. Of course, as any Takis conoisseur knows, some snacks come CLOSE.

    4. One of life's hardest decisions is having to choose between Takis flavors.

    5. You are well aware that not anyone can just go out and eat a bag of the Nitro flavor.

    6. When you need to ~cool down,~ you just switch to the guacamole flavor.

    7. And then get all TNT with it. You have to respect a snack named after things that can end you.

    8. You have definitely encountered the elusive DOUBLE TAKI.

    9. Any Takis devotee knows that this is a sign of a life well-lived:

    10. For you, Takis go with ANYTHING.

    11. You are well aware that Takis are ESPECIALLY good with cheese.

    12. Which makes a Takis pizza a natural choice when you're feeling ~creative~ at 3 in the morning.

    13. And you know that no sandwich is complete without a burst of crunch and spice.

    14. You look at this entire MEAL IN A TAKIS BAG (!) and you see nirvana.

    15. This is what all Takis lovers see when we close our eyes:

    16. You already know what they serve in Heaven's all-you-can-eat buffet.

    17. ...And this is what Hell looks like.