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When's The Next Time You'll Have Sex?

Keep an open mind and make sure to finally switch out that futon for a real bed, because these next 12 months are going to be all about you, baby. At least once! Or, like, half a time.

At some point in the next 365 days.

Grab the nearest condom and/or dental dam not in current use, because a whole lot of sex is gonna happen real soon.

Any moment now.

You're having a great hair week and that rash finally cleared up. It's your week, bb. Make it count.

This week for sure.

Look, there's some stuff we need to take care of before this happens. That move you think drives everyone wild? Your signature move? Yeah, that one. Stop doing that. That thing you do with the ham and the trombone is real nice, though.

In like six months or so.

Magic and pheromones and cheap cologne are all lingering in the air. Stay golden, champ, and work on your upper body strength. Tonight is all about you.

Tonight!

Deodorant? Check. No spinach in teeth? Check. Got protection? Check. Godspeed, you sexual dynamo.

In about five minutes.

Whether it's a quickie in the supply closet or a marathon sex session also in the supply closet, tomorrow is the day it all comes together. PUN INTENDED.

Tomorrow!

You're great at multi-tasking but, come on. Keep your head in the game, tiger.

You are literally having sex right now.

I'm so sorry, bb. But online quizzes are never wrong. You will never, ever have sex again. Unless... is that... did you just order a pizza?

Never.

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