1. This college student, who was all dressed up with nowhere to eat.
2. Whoever thought we'd just quietly accept that this is a "wizard's nose."
3. This lady and her pumpkin.
4. The jokers in charge of decorating this nursing home.
5. Jared.
6. Anyone who wears or even thinks about wearing this costume.
7. Anyone who seriously believes this is an "open wound."
8. Any person attempting to "twerk it."
9. Any villain who hands out this seasonal "treat."
10. Any individual masquerading as sexy foodstuff.
11. This tufty terror.
12. Miss Nicolas Cage.
13. This skeleton, who has already had too much.
14. The monster responsible for this.
15. Any angles that are not acute.
16. Any child who feels the need to monkey around.
17. The person who carelessly slapped this together.
18. The person who designed this "elephant" costume.
19. Any sexy dog.
