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Why you can never find margarine at home:
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Why Kiki always loses the tiki-tiki:
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Why we don't have time to explain why this question is ~fraught~:
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Why you should never ask what's for dinner:
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Why we try to be good all year long:
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Why we need our own dictionary:
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Why it's important to remember that every Pitbull is a dawg, but not every dog is a pit bull:
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Why you never believe your parents when they say this:
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Why café Cubano is IT:
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Why WE'RE NOT YELLING; WE JUST LIKE YOU:
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Why you'll always know what it's like to be a part of, yet removed from, two places at once:
