1.
When you try to come up with an ice breaker:
2.
When you realize the only "person" you've talked to all day is a dog:
3.
When anyone tells you that you'd be more approachable if you smiled:
4.
When you're at a party and no one is as nervously drunk as you are:
5.
When you have plans more than once during the week:
7.
When you spend more and more Friday nights looking through your coupled friends' Instagram pictures:
8.
When you go to a restaurant with communal seating:
9.
When you see someone hot but definitely won't tell them:
10.
When you remember a great joke. That you told. To yourself:
11.
When a friend asks if you want to be the plus one at their work function:
12.
When you try to rally before a social event:
13.
When you try to pretend not to recognize someone in public because you don't want to make small talk:
14.
When you're forced to go to a party and make small talk:
15.
When you've gotten too used to talking to yourself:
16.
When you make up an excuse for not dating:
17.
When you WebMD every ache and rash because you don't want to have to talk to a doctor:
18.
When someone cancels plans at the last minute, freeing you:
19.
When someone says "you should put yourself out there more":
20.
When you're having lunch alone and someone tries to sit with you:
21.
When you tell people your current relationship status is "Netflix and leftover pizza":
22.
And, finally, what your worst nightmare looks like:
