Some of you will soon find yourselves in the not enviable position of having a magically sentient snowman in your front yard.
The holidays are a stressful enough time without considering the limits of metaphysics, and as society has grown more tech-savvy and less whimsically inclined I'm noticing more and more households react to the blessing of a living snowman by knocking it over.
Though convenient, this is far from a humane solution to the problem, and if history has taught us anything it's that come Christmas morning there are going to be a lot of inexplicably living snowmen hanging around who do not all deserve to die.
Below are some handy tips for navigating the awkward situation.