This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Mar 30, 201420 Things You Shouldn't Do When DrunkWe've all been there. Right?by Alejandro AlbaCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Don't reveal all your deep secrets with half an hour of crying. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Don't put makeup on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Avoid becoming a human target. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Do not ride a bike. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. You are not spider man. DO NOT PARKOUR. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Don't express how you really feel about others. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Don't start any fights. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Don't make the floor your bed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Don't puke in a cab. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Throwing up on your roommate is also unacceptable. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Peeing yourself is socially unacceptable among adults. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Don't open a tab. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. How about you don't play poker. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Grocery shopping is not a good idea. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Creating a new phone password is a big NO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Don’t dance on elevated platforms. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Don't take off your clothes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Abstain from using your phone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Especially from drunk calling or texting your parents, boss, and ex. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. You can just not get drunk.. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF