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    20 Things You Shouldn't Do When Drunk

    We've all been there. Right?

    1. Don't reveal all your deep secrets with half an hour of crying.

    2. Don't put makeup on.

    3. Avoid becoming a human target.

    4. Do not ride a bike.

    5. You are not spider man. DO NOT PARKOUR.

    6. Don't express how you really feel about others.

    7. Don't start any fights.

    8. Don't make the floor your bed.

    9. Don't puke in a cab.

    10. Throwing up on your roommate is also unacceptable.

    11. Peeing yourself is socially unacceptable among adults.

    12. Don't open a tab.

    13. How about you don't play poker.

    14. Grocery shopping is not a good idea.

    15. Creating a new phone password is a big NO.

    16. Don’t dance on elevated platforms.

    17. Don't take off your clothes.

    18. Abstain from using your phone.

    19. Especially from drunk calling or texting your parents, boss, and ex.

    20. You can just not get drunk..