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Which "SNL" "Weekend Update" Guest Are You?

You're a party animal. If somebody wants to know the 411 they call you. You're all about the hottest clubs, hottest people, and human piñatas — it's when you give a small Mexican candy and spin him around until he pukes it out.

Stefon

You're a great partner in crime. You can take somebody's plan and make it 10 times better. Your improvisation skills just make you a valuable asset to anyone's team.

You're a comedian in the making. People think you are shy at first, but once you warm up to them you'll be making pee their pants of laughter. You're jokes can be deemed inappropriate at times, but it's OK, no one will tell your parents.

Jacob The Bar Mitzvah Boy

You're an expert at drinking. People know you have a refined taste in alcohol because you don't settle for just any drink. Well, except for when you have to listen to teenagers talking about Spotifying each other.

Drunk Uncle

You're a fearless leader. People will follow you and try to imitate your every move. You're also very clever so you'll be able to talk yourself out of any awkward situation.

Garth 

You, like, know everything, about like, anything. People always come to you if they want to have conversations about stuff. You may talk about poverty, politics, and innovative science, but mostly you'll just be talking about stuff, and like, other stuff.

Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party

You're not Judy. JUST KIDDING! You're totally Judy. You're also one of the best storytellers, ever! Just when people think they know the whole story, you'll twist the plot.

Judy Grimes

You're an honest person people can rely on. When your friends want to hear the truth, they come to you because you don't sugarcoat it. If they can't handle your honesty, then NEXT!

Jebidiah Atkinson

You're one of the best critics in the world. You have seen every movie EVER! People always trust your critique and artistic view of the world. You're also famous for your reactions and unique facial expressions.

Aunt Linda

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Which "SNL" "Weekend Update" Guest Are You?

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