1. Meredith -- Mad Men
2. Daryl Dixon -- The Walking Dead
Look, if it were up to me I'd happily watch 30 minutes of Norman Reedus silently smouldering but if we HAVE to come up with an actual show then how about
The Daryl Dixon Half Hour where he shoot at trolls with his crossbow, mumbles incoherently about Helena Christensen, while earning new badges to go on his poncho.
3. Badger and Skinny Pete -- Breaking Bad
With entrepreneurial spirit that could win The Apprentice...hey, they pitched the blue meth at an Narcotics Anonymous meeting, Jesse’s compadres Badger and Skinny Pete deserve their time to shine.
With classical piano training, mad laser pointing skills, Star Trek script writing and commitment to the good times (AND they were the only two supporting cast members to appear in and survive all five seasons), I can't help but feel that it would be criminal to not see this loveable duo again.
Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star."
Skinny Pete: "True that. Two of them bitches."
4. Debra Morgan -- Dexter
5. The Log Lady -- Twin Peaks
YES I KNOW TWIN PEAKS IS BACK IN 2016... and Log lady better be in it.
Laura Palmer? Who gives a rats. It's all about LL for me.
The founding mother of intimate relationships with inanimate objects, girl was fresh and could see the future. A skilled clairvoyant, she'd give The Long Island Medium a run for her money. I want to see more of the Lady and her magic log and I want to hear more of this deepness.
Log Lady: I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are reasons. Reasons can even explain the absurd. Do we have the time to learn the reasons behind the human being's varied behavior? I think not. Some take the time. Are they called detectives? Watch - and see what life teaches.
6. Dowager Countess -- Downton Abbey
Let's cut to the chase.
She's classy. She has the best lines on the show and bitch doesn't take any shit.
Maggie Smith is an international treasure.
Downton Abbey may be on the way out but let's not throw the old lady out with the bathwater.
I propose a program where the Dowager Countess does what she does best, smart disses and belittling. How about a show where she school trolls. Lock them in a room and let her go. Win. Win.
7. Creed -- The Office
Perhaps some would say he's slightly creepy but there's something moreish about this dude.
The deviant, former hippie and homeless man employed at the Scranton branch, is a deep thinker and a doer. I mean, this guy has done everything.
Scammer, former cult member, kleptomaniac, musician and at one stage he attempted faking his own death, Creed is the sort of guy that make's a shitty office bearable.
Creed's continuing foray into Television should be an extension of his Office work... surreptitiously submerges himself into various workplaces where he may or may not murder and steal from them.
Creed: Baby. You want to play with this?
Karen: You can't give paper clips to a baby. He could swallow it.
Creed: Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them.