23 Pickup Lines From Teacup Pigs

These teacup pigs are out to find love using their favorite pick-up lines. Even though they could probably win on looks alone. posted on

1. “1.+ 2 = me and you.”

2. 2. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

3. 3. “I must be a snowflake, ‘cause I have fallen for you.”

4. 4. “I just had to come talk to you: sweetness is my weakness.”

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5. 5. “If I was your heart, would you let me beat?”

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6. 6. “If you were a flower, I would pick you.”

7. 7. “Do you have the time…to write my number down?”

8. 8. “You must be Jamacian, because you’re Jamacian me crazy!”

9. 9. “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

10. 10. “Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?”

11. 11. “I must be lost: I thought paradise was further south.”

12. 12. “I play the field, and I just hit a homerun with you.”

13. 13. “Are you a keyboard, because you’re my type.”

14. 14. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

15. 15. “Let’s make like fabric softener and ‘Snuggle.”

16. 16. “Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.”

17. 17. “Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.”

18. 18. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”

19. 19. “Can I borrow your phone? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”

20. 20. “Is it just you, or is it hot in here?”

21. 21. “Hi, my name is Chance, do I have one?”

22. 22. “I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.”

23. 23. “You’re so beautiful, you just made me forget my pick-up line.”

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