23 Pickup Lines From Teacup Pigs

These teacup pigs are out to find love using their favorite pick-up lines. Even though they could probably win on looks alone.

1. “1.+ 2 = me and you.”

ID: 1396126

2. 2. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

ID: 1396145

3. 3. “I must be a snowflake, ‘cause I have fallen for you.”

ID: 1396161

4. 4. “I just had to come talk to you: sweetness is my weakness.”

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ID: 1396180

5. 5. “If I was your heart, would you let me beat?”

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ID: 1396193

6. 6. “If you were a flower, I would pick you.”

ID: 1396276

7. 7. “Do you have the time…to write my number down?”

ID: 1396300

8. 8. “You must be Jamacian, because you’re Jamacian me crazy!”

ID: 1396319

9. 9. “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

ID: 1396328

10. 10. “Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?”

ID: 1396333

11. 11. “I must be lost: I thought paradise was further south.”

ID: 1396337

12. 12. “I play the field, and I just hit a homerun with you.”

ID: 1396339

13. 13. “Are you a keyboard, because you’re my type.”

ID: 1396348

14. 14. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

ID: 1396358

15. 15. “Let’s make like fabric softener and ‘Snuggle.”

ID: 1396363

16. 16. “Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.”

ID: 1396371

17. 17. “Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.”

ID: 1396387

18. 18. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”

ID: 1396393

19. 19. “Can I borrow your phone? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”

ID: 1396410

20. 20. “Is it just you, or is it hot in here?”

ID: 1396421

21. 21. “Hi, my name is Chance, do I have one?”

ID: 1396429

22. 22. “I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.”

ID: 1396442

23. 23. “You’re so beautiful, you just made me forget my pick-up line.”

ID: 1396455

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