OMG, that’s pure brilliance.

Haters gonna hate

#5 Woah Prince Eric, woah

I don’t remember the first time I got drunk, but I do remember the first time I got shwasted at a friend’s small house party. I would’ve survived the rum and fruit juice and then vodka/Kahlua and coffee creamer just fine, but then the same friend (a guy who’s over a foot taller and weighed at least 100 pounds more than me) and I took five shots of tequila anejo from a really pretty blue bottle in an hour. It was all hilarious to go boneless until it came time to pray to the porcelain god. Thank goodness the friend took responsibility for his shenanigans and carried me over before it was too late.

Easy enough to bake instead of fry. If it’s something coated in a crust, I just spray with a little Pam on both sides before cooking :)

#26 So good! I make a seriously delicious chocolate tofu mousse pie that no one ever suspects is tofu when I serve it :D

#12 and #13 AAWWWWWWWW

WHY?!?! Why so many onions and ninjas and blades whirling to slice the onions into itty bitty pieces strewn everywhere and making tears run rampant down my face and oh dear gawd why???

Me too! I’ll admit, I’m still holding back some tears, especially when I found out the rest of the party passed away despite his efforts.

Do it! Just don’t tell him who it is. It’s like walking around with spinach in your teeth, it’s better that some random stranger comes up to you and tells you about it rather than letting you carry on like that all day only to find out later that night when you go to brush your teeth :)

I rescued a dog a couple years ago off the side of the road. It was in the middle of a Georgia summer and her fur was so coarse that when I held her, it actually pricked into my skin leaving little allergic bumps. Not to mention the whole area right before her tail was bare of fur from her scratching and biting after fleas. A year later and after lots of TLC from my aunt who adopted her, I could hardly recognize her. Her coat was super long and absolutely luxurious and she had put on at least 10 more pounds in muscle, a great thing for a small dog like her. She is honestly one of the cuddliest lap dogs I have ever known and it still blows my mind that anyone would let her become a stray.

Unless you work for a small, independent company with a good boss who will actually take your side against crappy customers, it’s beyond not worth it. I still remember fondly the year and a half of my life and soul that Party City stole from me :(

Yup, I’m in tears.

Video game…I can work with that since it’s Pokemon featured :D

Guess I have my choice of movies to watch tonight rather than do anything productive…

Shut your mouth about Josh Groban! I’ve literally fallen in love with his voice on multiple occasions and first started listening to him when I was in high school. He’s still in my top ten list of Most Amazing Singers Ever not only because he has a voice that angels are jealous over, but he’s a huge humanitarian and has the best sort of raunchy/self-satirical humor.

#28, I honestly looked down to check. LMFAO!!!

Now this is exactly how corporate America should act instead of forcing its consumers to accept their decisions. I’m sure Maker’s Mark would’ve still sold quite a bit of whiskey, but knowing the disappointment of their true fans wasn’t worth the extra net income warms my heart immeasurably. In fact, this is the sort of business practice that would make me choose a product over another of similar quality, even if M’sM is a little more expensive than the other. Brava M’sM, brava.

Can’t go wrong with fish and they do have a little personality. My betta always gets super excited when the mysterious big thing that feeds him comes by the tank :D

Here I was thinking of gradually switching to a gluten-free diet to help lose a little weight before summer swimsuit season. This however is not conducive to weight loss. It’s conducive to torturing me with heavenly looking treats that will no doubt gain me some popularity among my many labmates for sharing because there’s no way I’ll fit properly into my swimsuit if I eat all this by myself.