1. This is not a picture of Boris Johnson's poll surge.
2. This is not a picture of François Hollande in the middle of an entente cordiale.
3. This is not a picture of George Osborne giving someone a strong pound.
4. This is not a picture of Eric Pickles blowing the budget.
5. This is not a picture of Ed Miliband shuffling his front bench.
6. Nor is this a picture of him repositioning himself.
7. This is not a picture of Theresa May in the midst of a backdoor political deal.
8. This is not Nick Clegg finding a coalition more pleasurable than he imagined.
9. This is not a picture of Nigel Farage proving that the migration of thousands is uncontrolled.
10. This is not a screengrab of David Cameron trying to control inflation.
11. This is not a picture of Iain Duncan Smith redistributing his occupants.
12. This is not a picture of Jeremy Hunt being a willing provider.
13. This is not a picture of Michael Gove passing his A-levels.
