1. Gerald has been repeatedly spotted in central London by Twitter users and Redditors today.
3. And now he’s doing this.
Surely one of my followers (male or female) can help this guy out? Ha ha. email@example.com #WaterlooRomeo
4. So ladies (with brown hair), if you like dogs and landscapers, you know who to email.
Hot brunette and looking for love? Get to Charring Cross now. Blonds and redheads need not apply. #hotbrunette