Marty writes: “This giant polar bear frightened the citizens of San Francisco, but all he really wanted was a good back rub.”
“The king seagull mounts his noble stead. They flank the western sidewalk and watch for loose breadcrumbs.”
“A troop of shopping cart lizards in their natural habitat. You may never have seen these expertly camouflaged creatures, but if your car has been dented by a ‘runaway’ cart or you ‘forgot’ the 12 pack on the bottom shelf, you know a few shopping cart lizards must be nearby.”
- Dylann Roof wants to plead guilty to the charges against him in the Charleston church shooting, his attorney said, but a judge entered a not guilty plea for him on Friday.
- The U.S. Coast Guard has suspended its search for two teenagers who went missing a week ago off the coast of Florida.
- Beijing will host the 2022 Winter Olympics, becoming the first city to host both the summer and winter games.