1. Last month a resident of Auckland, Shane Warbrooke, put in an Official Information Act request asking for:
Any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.
4. Mr Warbrooke said he put the question in as a joke, and was happy with the response.
He did, however, express disappointment that it had taken the full 20 working days before he received it.
5. For reference, this is what a Lizard Person looks like according to 70s sci fi show V.
6. You can find out more about them here.
David Icke is a British author who believes that 5- to 12-foot tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.