A Guy Is Posting Terrible Amazon Movie Reviews On Twitter And It’s Hilarious

“I for one was more impressed with Rocky 3 cause it had Mr T.”

Here’s an Amazon movie reviewer giving Stardust one star because of “too many distractions at home”.

This person thinks Rocky is two hours of Sylvester Stallone probably rambling about homosexuality.

This person thinks No Country for Old Men will appeal to lovers of the Saw series.

These reviews, and many more, can be found on the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account.

It’s the work of Joseph Grabinski.

He tells BuzzFeed: “I’m a self-confessed movie buff.”

Kill Bill: Volume 1.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

“I’ve been doing this for years. I’d read them and send on to my brothers for no reason.”

Brokeback Mountain.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

“I collate them in order to aggregate the public’s idiocy with respect to cinema.”

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

“It’s also hilarious.”

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

This is one of Grabinski’s favourites, because it’s actually a review of the Red Roof Inn.

The Big Lebowski.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

Seriously, this is a great account.

The Avengers.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

You need to follow it without delay.

A History of Violence.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

Well done, Joseph.

Inglourious Basterds.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

Well done.

Spring Breakers.

— AmznMovieRevws (@Amazon Movie Reviews)

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