Here's an Amazon movie reviewer giving Stardust one star because of "too many distractions at home".
Stardust.
This person thinks Rocky is two hours of Sylvester Stallone probably rambling about homosexuality.
Rocky.
This person thinks No Country for Old Men will appeal to lovers of the Saw series.
No Country for Old Men.
These reviews, and many more, can be found on the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account.
The Passion of the Christ.
It's the work of Joseph Grabinski.
Zodiac.
He tells BuzzFeed: "I'm a self-confessed movie buff."
Kill Bill: Volume 1.
"I've been doing this for years. I'd read them and send on to my brothers for no reason."
Brokeback Mountain.
"I collate them in order to aggregate the public's idiocy with respect to cinema."
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
"It's also hilarious."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
This is one of Grabinski's favourites, because it's actually a review of the Red Roof Inn.
The Big Lebowski.
Seriously, this is a great account.
The Avengers.
You need to follow it without delay.
A History of Violence.
Well done, Joseph.
Inglourious Basterds.
Well done.
Spring Breakers.