AAARGH.
This is the work of 43-year-old Joseph Reginella, a sculptor for set shops in New York City and New Jersey.
He tells BuzzFeed News it took about a week to make.
He says:
I was inspired to make the bed when I was working at Themendous, a sculpture studio I work at. We made a airplane bed I thought it would be funny if someone ordered a terrifying bed instead of something cute or mainstream. Then my buddy told me he and his wife were having a boy. So I thought, "I have to make this."
He says the reaction's been pretty positive, though some people "can't take a joke".
