Don't Go On Holiday And Ask Your Boyfriend To Keep Your Pet Tortoise "Out Of Trouble"

Because he'll troll you.

This is Chief Slo Mo.

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He belongs to Claudia, 20.

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But for now he's in the hands of Mike, 24.

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And she hasn't seen these pictures yet.

And that's it.

If Mike makes some more, we'll let you know.