Wow, I think @BeefyBotham has been hacked. That or he's feeling particularly amorous after Englands win. Or he thought twitter was whatsapp
1. This is what’s known as “just short of a good length”.
Presumably the recipient is thinking: “It’s not even 9am on a Monday morning, Beefy.”
2. It did not go unnoticed.
8. Botham, for his part, says he was hacked.
Update: Michael Vaughan just posted this with the caption "hacker has got me as well".
In other news, Michael Vaughan is the funniest man ever to captain England.