1. This is what’s known as “just short of a good length”.
Presumably the recipient is thinking: “It’s not even 9am on a Monday morning, Beefy.”
2. It did not go unnoticed.
8. Botham, for his part, says he was hacked.
Update: Michael Vaughan just posted this with the caption "hacker has got me as well".
In other news, Michael Vaughan is the funniest man ever to captain England.
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