14 Facts Grant Shapps Definitely Didn't Add To Wikipedia

    After yesterday's accusations, it's fair to say #WikiShappsFacts was inevitable...

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    Grant Shapps has never had the credit he deserved for tearing down the Berlin Wall single-handed #WikiShappsFacts

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    Grant Shapps is the one who knocks #WikiShappsFacts

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    Some Magicians can walk on water, Grant *Chuck Norris" Shapps can swim through land #WikiShappsFacts

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    Grant Shapps wrote No Woman No Cry in 1972. #WikiShappsFacts

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    When Grant Shapps does press-ups, he pushes the world down. #WikiShappsFacts

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    Grant Shapps co-ordinated a 2 million man march in Washington campaigning for the rights of alter-egos #WikiShappsFacts

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    The real reason Grant Shapps used the name 'Michael Green' was to hide his true identity as Superman #WikiShappsFacts

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    1877, Grant Shapps invents the phonograph under his pen name Thomas Edison #WikiShappsFacts

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    #WikiShappsFacts Grant Shapps is just another pseudonym for @arobertwebb who has been constructing the most elaborate sitcom ever.

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