This is Thierry Henry, who's commentating on the World Cup for the BBC.
He used to be very, very good at football.
Amazing, in fact. But we're not concerned with that now.
The thing is, Thierry Henry is a very attractive man.
You need to understand this.
I am actually giggling at how handsome Thierry Henry is. Giggling.
People like his voice.
Thierry Henry, as much as I still haven't forgiven him, has some voice. Like silk it is. Massages my ears. #BrazilNuts
"Thierry Henry's voice is like a hot chocolate by the fireplace in a rich mans library in a cold December night." @rich_nye your lover
His skin.
I could actually kiss Thierry Henry . He has nice skin #bbcworldcup
They like him in a suit.
In a cardigan.
I like Thierry Henry’s cardigan very much. That is the limit of my football analysis. #England
Yes, a cardigan.
With his shirt off.
They like him in all weather conditions.
They really, really like him.
Thierry Henry is something special
Thierry Henry. I would. #eng
@greg_jenner Everyone would. :D
And that's because...
...Thierry Henry...
...is hot.
