1. Pro tip: if you’re going to melt down a 5lb gummy bear and spread it on your partner, let it cool down first.
2. Because that’s what Michael and Josi, from Clarksville, Tennessee, didn’t do.
And as a result, Josi was left with third degree burns on her chest.
3. Josi decided she needed to call her mum for advice. Her mum, who at this point Michael hadn’t met.
No Michael, it’s probably not.