21 Amusing Reasons People On Twitter Say They’re Voting UKIP

It would appear the motivations given for #WhyImVotingUkip have become slightly less serious over time.

Last night some UKIP supporters decided to explain why they backed their party.

And pretty soon #WhyImVotingUkip was trending. Except…

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#WhyImVotingUKIP I'm incompetent enough to fear that my job actually might be taken by an unqualified Romanian who doesn't speak English

— _BingCherry (@Veronica)
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#WhyImVotingUkip DEY TERK ER JERBS

— keejayOV (@William Kedjanyi)
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#WhyImVotingUkip because I once got stung by a wasp and I bet it was from the EU

— hayleymccarthyy (@Hayley)
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#WhyImVotingUkip guy in the corner shop kept the 1p change i didn't need

— liam_edmond (@chunk)
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#WhyImVotingUkip because I find Venice frightening and difficult to navigate. I think I saw a ghost there.

— robinince (@Robin Ince)
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#WhyImVotingUkip David Cameron didn't wish me happy birthday

— FelicityMorse (@Felicity Morse)
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#WhyImVotingUkip because I ordered a chicken sheesh but I received a lamb doner. Dinner and country ruined.

— MrClumpton (@Clumpton)
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#WhyImVotingUkip because voting far right and blaming minorities after an economic downturn worked so well before, let's try that again

— YouMustBeAnna (@AJM.)
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#WhyImVotingUkip Because I like to think that people from other countries who live in mine are the main reason I have failed in life.

— RealMattLucas (@R-Mattz)
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#WhyImVotingUkip To try and leave Man City.

— YayaToure_ (@yaya toure)
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#WhyImVotingUkip SIk off FibDems an NuLieBores and torees r week abuot they putting mosckes on my kids' schooles and wearin scarfs go home

— kerihw (@Keri)
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#whyImvotingUKIP because I can't tell what accent Aiden Gillen does on #GameOfThrones & I don't want us all to speak like that by 2020.

— TiernanDouieb (@Tiernan Douieb)
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#WhyImvotingUkip because I know that a public school educated stockbroker is an anti establishment figure

— loveandgarbage (@Ern Malley)
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#WhyImVotingUkip I had to move to Spain to get away from all the immigrants who are ruining Britain.

— PrimlyStable (@Primly Stable)
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#WhyImVotingUkip Because we must honour those who died to defeat fascism by voting for it.

— MitchBenn (@Mitch Benn)
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#WhyImVotingUkip because Romanians and The Gays are responsible for my ignorance, indolence and inability to keep up a buy-to-let mortgage.

— dinogoldie (@Dino Goldie)
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#WhyImVotingUkip: because no political party is standing up for the white, middle-class, heterosexual male, and that needs to change.

— TorySwing (@Dylan H Martell.)
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#WhyImVotingUkip Because gay people shouldn't be able to control the weather.

— Jeansybaby (@Yorkshire Gamer)
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#WhyImVotingUkip Because Nigel says Romanian pixies will move to the bottom of my garden if I don't.

— SarahEdwards0 (@sarah.edwards0)
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#WhyImVotingUkip because I accidentally stood barefoot on a Lego piece this morning and I'm 146% sure the EU are to blame.

— MySharona1987 (@Sharon)

…continues for over 21,000 tweets at present.

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