1. Anyone angry about the whole human bean race.
2. Anyone who fears for an escape goat.
3. Anyone scared a relative will die of beaties.
4. Anyone who wants to have sex on top of the ifold tower.
5. This person who just wants the kids to get it right.
6. This person looking for sex advice.
13. Anyone who gets angry about their girlfriend being insulated.
Alan White is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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