1. It's the easiest thing in the world to slip and nick yourself while shaving.
2. ...which results in literally hours of bloodshed.
3. Razor blades cost an ungodly amount of money.
4. Waxing yourself can result in disaster.
5. (And you never realize how important eyebrows are until they're gone.)
6. But having someone else wax you can cause disastrous miscommunication.
7. Or untold pain and suffering.
8. Even just deciding to shave in the first place is a long, dragged-out process.
9. Especially if it happens to be cold out.
10. THIS.
11. This is a legitimate concern.
12. Stubble is one of the planet's itchiest, most insidious evils.
13. Tweezers are amazing at disappearing right when you need them.
14. When you do manage to find your tweezers, it's a little too easy to get overzealous.
15. Razor commercials are a festival of lies.
16. Shaving cream always seems to come out all at once.
17. Which is totally what THE MAN wants.
18. And then there's ~LASERS~.
groupon are you crazy if i had laser hair i would never get it removed
lauren ashley bishop
@sbellelauren
groupon are you crazy if i had laser hair i would never get it removed
19. For which you have to undergo about a million sessions.
20. And hand over your life savings.
21. But depilatory creams tend to smell like something died.
22. It always feels like hair grows exactly where you don't want it.
23. And doesn't grow at all where you DO want it.
24. *Everyone* has opinions re: your own personal body hair.
25. Just when everything is smooth and delightful...
...it all grows back again.
