23 Ways To Make Your Kid Feel Like The Royal Baby

Because why should Will and Kate’s spawn get to have all the fun??

1. The crown goes without saying.

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2. As does the wine-glass-Mason-jar-bottle of his or her wildest dreams.

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3. Before the little one’s arrival, make sure you’re prepared.

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4. Every prince or princess needs a castle.

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5. And a ridiculously high-tech stroller.

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6. Or this Porsche model.

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7. Or your average everyday projector-and-speakers version.

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8. Warn the ladies of court what’s to come.

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9. Invest in a Burberry diaper cake.

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10. Or a truth-telling pillow.


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11. Read to the baby from one of these timeless tomes.

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13. Buy her an outrageous carriage.

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14. Buy him a luxuriant mustache pacifier.

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15. Buy him OR her a rocking horse that tells the world what’s up.

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16. You know what’s mad fancy? A $17,000 pacifier covered in diamonds.


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17. Less fancy, but more affordable: a rhinestone-encrusted training toilet.

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18. Nothing says “I own you” like a monogrammed diaper cover.

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19. Invest in a fancy enamel tooth box.

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20. And a tea set fit for an aristocrat.

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21. Babies can’t eat cake, but you sure can.

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22. If you crochet, make your little heir the ultimate in royal finery.

And if you don’t, this is as good a time as any to learn.

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