1. When it sipped on some of this.
2. When it basically acted like your dad.
3. When it rejected true love.
4. When it refused to accept the glorious possibilities our universe has to offer.
5. When it was a total Muggle.
6. And nowhere close to being a Pokémon master.
7. When it had no idea that it was missing out on the greatest food of all time.
8. Or wait no this one.
9. When it clearly did not know ~fashion~.
10. When it turned up its nose at a deeply held philosophy.
11. When it took to the dark side.
12. When hodor hodor hodored.
13. When it failed to recognize the greatest New Age songstress of our time.
14. When it couldn’t sit with us.
15. When it was just somebody that you used to know.
HAHAHAH GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT SONG OUT OF YOUR HEAD NOW MOFOS.