The whole point of nature is that it doesn’t have to wear pants.
You’re essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.
On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.
And you’ll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a “juke stain”.
*Unclear which circles
Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)
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