18 Things You Probably Shouldn’t Make Out Of Jeans

Recycling is wonderful, but please remember: denim is for butts, not for shoes or plants.

1. Planters

The whole point of nature is that it doesn’t have to wear pants.

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3. Stools

This looks like it could murder you.

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4. Shoes

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5. Potholders

Oh, very.

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6. Lampshades

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7. Purses

You’re essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.

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8. Couches

On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.

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9. Chairs

And you’ll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a “juke stain”.

*Unclear which circles

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10. Corsets

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11. Christmas Stockings

Merry Christmas from your butt.

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12. Bikinis

Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)

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13. Dolls

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14. Lace-Up Jorts

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15. This.

Cool change purse.

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16. Yoga Pants

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17. America

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18. Uggs

There is a strong chance that these violate the Geneva Conventions.

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