The whole point of nature is that it doesn’t have to wear pants.
You’re essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.
On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.
And you’ll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a “juke stain”.
*Unclear which circles
Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)
- Britain marks 10 years since 52 people were killed in terrorist attacks in London.
- European leaders are holding an emergency summit today to discuss Greece's debt crisis.
- The deadline for a deal on Iran's nuclear program was extended again, to the end of the week.
- Bill Cosby testified in 2005 that he obtained sedatives to give to women he wanted to have sex with, the AP reports.