The whole point of nature is that it doesn’t have to wear pants.
You’re essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.
On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.
And you’ll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a “juke stain”.
*Unclear which circles
Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)
- Dylann Roof has been formally charged with nine counts of murder for the Charleston church shooting last month.
- Britain marks 10 years since 52 people were killed in terrorist attacks in London.
- Authorities reportedly raided the Indiana home of Jared Fogle, the face of many Subway sandwich advertisements.