The whole point of nature is that it doesn’t have to wear pants.
You’re essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.
On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.
And you’ll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a “juke stain”.
*Unclear which circles
Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)
- Doctors Without Borders is demanding an independent fact-finding mission into the deadly U.S. bombing on its Afghan hospital. ›
- The European Union is now using naval vessels in the Mediterranean to intercept boats that are smuggling refugees and migrants to Europe. ›
- Tomas Lindahl, Paul Modrich, and Aziz Sancar have won the Nobel Prize in chemistry for figuring out how cells repair DNA. ›