1. With an e-card.
2. With an iPhone case.
3. With some rocks.
4. With tattoos.
5. By faking your own death.
6. With a packet of hot sauce.
7. With pizza.
8. With a s'more.
9. With a digested ring.
10. Maybe we should just leave food out entirely.
11. With emoji.
12. On Facebook.
13. On Twitter.
This is the tweet (which, for the record, worked).
I can't wait for Christmas so.... Katherine Von Drachenberg, will you marry me? @thekatvond twitter.com/deadmau5/statu…
— deadmau5 (@deadmau5) December 16, 2012
"If I spent more than 140 characters on this shit, sugarpie, we wouldn't be young and beautiful anymore."