1. Abraham Lincoln Tie
“Four score and seven [dads] ago…” Available here.
7. Cat Tie
EVEN MORE WITCHCRAFT, show me one cat who would actually allow you to put this on it. Get it here, if you’re brave.
13. Matching Tie T-Shirts
Because who really has time to TIE a TIE, let alone TWO. Set available here.
17. Dapper Fox Tie
For silver foxes or just the regular kind. Available here.
22. Harry Styles Bow Tie
Maybe your dad just really loves One Direction. I don’t know, I don’t know your dad. Get it here.